June 11, 2008

Wonderland Bakery: Take 2 (cupcakes in yr mouth at a time)

Our new motto is "frosting is thicker than water," (feel free to quote us) and with that sentiment, we're going to consider our disappointing first visit to Wonderland Bakery water under the bridge and focus on the frosting.

*Wonderland Bakery*
Bluffs Shopping Center
1314 Bison @ Mac Arthur
Newport Beach, CA 92660
888-WB-COOKIE
http://wonderlandbakery.com/
The frosting at Wonderland is tasty, especially the cool, silky cream cheese frosting swirled on bright Red Velvet cakes. But the bakery is focused just as much, if not more, on the delicious and pink cupcake-loving lifestyle and Wonderland-branded swag.
Think Disneyland: Where you spend 2-minutes on the ride (in this case, the cupcake eating adventure), and 25-minutes in the gift shop connected to the exit.

This shop is a GLITTER-EXPLOSION, right down to the sparkling silver floor reflecting multi-colored gleaming trinkets on shelves stretching up tall walls. Other than a few chocolate bars, all the edible merchandise is at the rear of the store. Scratch that: the display case that you order edibles from is at the rear of the store. The actual edibles are behind a curtain -- after you place your order and pay, the cashier exits through the curtain to prepare your order.
What's in that secret room?
Should we even ask?
It's a mystery I'm not entirely comfortable with.
Whatever's back there, the cashier reappeared less than 10 minutes later with 8 freshly frosted and sprinkled cakes and it was time to eat them all.

We're just going to review the Razzle Dazzle for now, because it's the most important:
Pretty pink frosting drizzled with chocolate, on a chocolate cake. Frosting was pleasantly grainy, with bits of real raspberry throughout - no seeds, thankfully. The addition of fresh fruit could be the reason the frosting melted in the car ride home - although it was an awfully hot day, the vanilla and chocolate-frosted cupcakes remained solid. The chocolate cake was moist and fudgy, with plenty of air bubbles, making it chewy and not too heavy.

Overall: Wonderland is an experience for sure, and the cupcakes are pretty good ... but there's something missing ... LIKE A SOUL!!! Sealing the deal on this sentiment: their little girl model on the brochures, etc. is a dead ringer for JonBenet Ramsey
Too soon Wonderland, too soon.

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